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Sheldon: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur—
Penny: WAIT, wait. Let’s sing it as a round. I’ll start. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur—
Sheldon: [Stares at Penny, shocked]
Penny: See, that’s where you come in. I’ll start over. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur—
Sheldon: [Still staring at Penny]
Penny: I’ve got all night, Sheldon.
Sheldon & Penny: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

3.08 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

amariiie:

Sheldon: Oh yes! This is definitely gonna be my spot.

Episode 3.22 - The Staircase Implementation

outpour:

SHELDON: Zoom, zoom, zoom! Where’s the coffee? 
PENNY: We’re all out. 
SHELDON: No problem! I’l be back before this banana hits the ground! [runs out of the room] Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom! Zoom, zoom, zoom!

2.18 - The Work Song Nanocluster

sheldoncooper-:

LEONARD: [going to see his room] Is this it?
SHELDON: No, this is my room. People don’t go in my room.
LEONARD: So, where do you sleep?
SHELDON: I don’t understand.
LEONARD: Well, if people don’t go in there… and you’re people… you are people, aren’t you? [Sheldon still looking confused] I’m making a joke.
SHELDON: Do you do this often?
LEONARD: On occasion.

3.22 - The Staircase Implementation

outpour:

SHELDON: [knocks] Penny? [knocks] Penny? [knocks] Penny?
PENNY: [opens door] What? 
SHELDON: This is banana bread.
PENNY: This is a doorknob. 
SHELDON: It’s my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat. 
PENNY: Sheldon, would you like to come in?
SHELDON: I suppose I could spare a few minutes.[walks in and gasps at her messy apartment] Were you robbed? 
PENNY: No…
SHELDON: How can you be sure?

2.09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation

outpour:

Sheldon: Just to be clear here, you’re asking for my assistance.
Penny: Yes.
Sheldon: And you understand that would involve me telling you what to do?
Penny: I understand.
Sheldon: And you’re not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I’m doing so.
Penny: [makes a face] Okay.
Sheldon: Good. Let’s begin with the premise that everything you’ve done up to this point is wrong.
Penny: Oh, imagine that.
Sheldon: Sarcasm! Good-bye.
Penny: [chases after him] No, sorry! Wait, wait, please, come back!

2.18 - The Work Song Nanocluster

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